1，一男青年收到女朋友的绝交信，信中写道：“虽然咱们的关系已经结束，但你必须赔偿我四年的青春损失费......”1, a young man received a dear John letter from his girlfriend, wrote: "although we have ended the relationship, but you must pay me four years of green loss cost......"
男青年回了封短信：“亲爱的 ，这笔钱我不能出，因为你没有参加保险。”Male youth answered a short message: "dear, I cannot give this money, because you did not attend insurance."
2，讲授经济学的老师正讲到被保险人与受益人的关系问题,为了更形象一点儿,他举了个例子:"比如说我投了人身保险,有一天我不幸被车撞死了,你们师母就可以获得赔偿金.她就是受益人,那么我是什么人?"一个同学回答道:"死人."2, teaching economics teacher talking about the relationship between the insurer and the beneficiary is the problem, in order to better image of a little, he cited an example: "for example, I voted for the insurance of the person, one day I was unfortunatelykilled by a car, your wife can get compensation. She is the beneficiary, so I am what person?" one student replied: "the dead"
3，有两个女儿的莫里森不幸在一次车祸中截去了左脚，为此，保险公司付给他一笔数目可观的保险费，他将这笔钱做了大女儿的嫁妆。”3, have two daughters Morrison unfortunate in a car accident left off, therefore, the insurance company paid him a number of significant insurance, he will be the money to do the big daughter's dowry."
在教堂里的大女儿的结婚仪式上，小女儿趴在莫里森的耳边，轻轻地问：“爸爸，您该替我想想了，我的嫁妆怎么筹措呢?”In the church the older daughter wedding ceremony, little daughter lying in Morrison's ear, gently asked: "Dad, you should think for me, my dotal how to raise money?"
4，某保险公司新近分家另外成立了一个人寿保险公司，为取信于顾客，还聘请了一个律师作为法律顾问。顾问在他的业务中同时向客户宣传道，“快买他们的保险吧，如果你不慎磕碎了门牙可以得到3000元赔偿;如果摔断了腿可以获得三万元赔偿;如果折断了脖子，您就成为本城大富翁了，那时，我就只作您的私人顾问了。”4, some insurance company separation also recently set up a life-insurance company,to win the trust of customers, also hired a lawyer as legal adviser. Consultant in hisbusiness at the same time to customer propaganda, "quick to buy their insurance, if you accidentally broken front teeth can get 3000 yuan compensation; if a broken legcan obtain thirty thousand yuan compensation; if a broken neck, you will become thecity millionaire, at that time, I only for you private consultants."
5， 太太不懂保险的道理，认为缴保险费是浪费，先生连忙解释说：“保险是为了你和孩子，万一我死了;你们也有个保障呀!”5, wife does not understand insurance reason, think the premium is waste, sir hurriedly explained: "insurance is for you and the baby, if I should die; you also have a safeguard!"